Friday, 30 January 2009

Blind Faith


Ben Elton’s brilliant recent novel ‘Blind Faith’ describes a dystopian post-apocalyptic world with frightening similarities to our own.


The following conversation is, I think, fascinating:


‘Let me put it differently. Don’t you ever want to understand something?’

‘I’m going to sleep.;

‘The Lord made Heaven and Earth. The Lord made us. The Lord does this, the Lord wants that. We don’t know how or why, we don’t need to know, it just happens. There’s never any explanation, it’s all a miracle. Children are born, some die, it’s God’s will, we can’t change it. Don’t you think that, in a way, that’s sort of . . . sort of . . .?’

‘Sort of what?’

‘Pathetic?’

Whatever else Chantorria had expected him to say, it clearly wasn’t this.

‘Pathetic?’

‘Well, to just . . . give up . . . leave everything to God. I mean why did he bother making us in the first place if the only function we serve is to believe in him and then die. Isn’t that a bit pointless?’

‘I wish you wouldn’t talk this way, Trafford. It’s weird. Our job here on Earth is to have faith. Faith is an acknowledgement that there is something bigger and more important than us, which I certainly hope there is. What’s pathetic about that?’

‘Well, perhaps I want something else in my life, something other than faith.’

‘What could there be other than faith?’

Trafford struggled to think of the word. He knew there was one, he had heard it used in different contexts, but this was the context for which the word had been coined.

‘Reason,’ he replied.

‘A reason? … Isn’t your daughter a reason? Aren’t I a reason?’

‘No, not a reason. Reason itself. I want to work something out in my own mind. I want to arrive at a conclusion because I’ve thought it through, not because I’ve been told to believe it. I want to take part of my life back from God.’

‘Trafford,’ Chantorria replied, and there was fear in her eyes, ‘you can’t deny God! They’ll burn you!’

‘I’m not denying God!’ Trafford said hurriedly. For all his brave words, he was a long way from wishing people to think him a heretic. ‘Surely you can act independently without denying God? I would have thought that any God with half a brain would expect that of his children.’

‘Trafford!’

‘I mean wouldn’t faith itself be more valuable if it was arrived at through question and doubt? What’s the use of blind faith? Seriously, it’s not difficult saying you have faith if the alternative is being burned alive. But does that mean you really have faith? That man this evening, the Chris-lam. He had faith.’

‘Trafford, he very nearly got beaten to death. You want to get us both beaten to death? Is that it? That man was mad.’

‘Of course he was mad to do what he did. To risk dying for his faith. You wouldn’t do that. I wouldn’t do that. Faith to us is anything we’re told to believe. If Confessor Bailey told us that a cherry alcopop represented the blood of Diana we’d worship it without a thought. But that man tonight –’

‘Who could have been killed –’

‘That man had arrived at his faith despite what he has been told. His faith was personal. He’d thought about something and decided to act upon the conclusions he’d drawn. I’d like to do that.’

‘You want to get beaten to death?’

‘You’re not listening to me! What I’m saying is, wouldn’t it be an astonishing thing to act independently? To think something through? Decide upon a course of action and then follow it. Wouldn’t that feel good?’

‘How would I know? Who’s ever done that?’

(pp. 134-6)

Thursday, 29 January 2009

OK I love cars...

Today, my tattered and battered old Astra is in for it's 160,000 mile service. Here's a photo of it from a year or two back which took a bit of planning:


And here's one of my Dad's motorbike (a Yamaha 125) taken recently:
(ten fat ladies!)

Liberal Backslider

I just took the Larknews EQ test - How Evangelical Are You?
I scored 40 - which apparently makes me 'Backslidden'!
So, me and Martyn together then...



Liberal Backslider - Martyn Joseph
I'm a liberal backslider I've been sliding ‘bout ten years
People ask me how I'm doin' and I confirm all their fears
I'm swearing like a trooper, and I'm drinking like a bum
I'm a liberal backslider and it sure is a lot of fun.

Been Following these footsteps now for many a year gone by
But you always upset someone there no matter how you try
Well the good things they're forgotten if a bad thing comes around
Now all these stones are flyin' they're gonna knock me to the ground

I'm a liberal backslider….

I take a stand on justice, I take a stand on race
Gonna take me a TV evangelist and punch him in the face
I sing about the hope that's in me and ask why the poor aren't fed
But if I don't tow the party line, it'd be better if I were dead

I'm a liberal backslider….

So I'll be asking for forgiveness then until the day I die
Though I can't be sure of what I've done I think I'd better try
Thank God you're not the jury, thank God I'm not the judge
Here's to a bigger picture, here's to the bigger love!

I'm a liberal backslider…

Wednesday, 28 January 2009

Hip-Hop and the book of Revelation

Thanks to Tim for a couple of links to hip-hop use of the book of Revelation:



And Pigeon John has a couple of tracks on the album "Pigeon John and the Summertime Pool Party" which you can listen to as samples on Amazon:

Doctor Who

The double episode "The Impossible Planet / The Satan Pit" from Series Two has many references to the Book of Revelation. Here's one of the most obvious:

Doctor: “You need a power source with an inverted self-extrapolating reflex of six to the power of six every six seconds”
Rose “That’s all the sixes”

Tuesday, 27 January 2009

Prince - Seven

The wonderful song 'Seven' by Prince has been a regular feature in my cassette/CD/iPod playlist for many years. But it was only yesterday that I got round to trying to identify the texts behind the imaggery. Comments are welcome:

CHORUS:

All 7 and we'll watch them fall

Revelation 16:1 Then I heard a loud voice from the temple telling the seven angels, "Go and pour out on the earth the seven bowls of the wrath of God."

They stand in the way of love and we will smoke them all

Revelation 18:9 And the kings of the earth, who committed fornication and lived in luxury with her, will weep and wail over her when they see the smoke of her burning;

With an intellect and a savoir-faire

No one in the whole universe will ever compare

Revelation 18:17-18 And all shipmasters and seafarers, sailors and all whose trade is on the sea, stood far off 18 and cried out as they saw the smoke of her burning, "What city was like the great city?"

I am yours now and U are mine

Revelation 3:5 I will not blot your name out of the book of life; I will confess your name before my Father and before his angels.

And 2gether we'll love through all space and time

So don't cry

Revelation 21:3-4 God himself will be with them; 4 he will wipe every tear from their eyes. Death will be no more; mourning and crying and pain will be no more, for the first things have passed away.

One day all 7 will die

Revelation 12:3 Then another portent appeared in heaven: a great red dragon, with seven heads and ten horns, and seven diadems on his heads.

Revelation 12:7-9 And war broke out in heaven; Michael and his angels fought against the dragon. The dragon and his angels fought back, 8 but they were defeated, and there was no longer any place for them in heaven. 9 The great dragon was thrown down, that ancient serpent, who is called the Devil and Satan, the deceiver of the whole world-- he was thrown down to the earth, and his angels were thrown down with him.

CHORUS

And I saw an angel come down unto me

Revelation 20:1 Then I saw an angel coming down from heaven, holding in his hand the key to the bottomless pit and a great chain.

And in her hand she holds the very key

Words of compassion, words of peace

Revelation 3:1 These are the words of him who has the seven spirits of God and the seven stars:

And in the distance an army's marching feet (Hut 2 3 4, hut 2 3 4)

Revelation 19:19 Then I saw the beast and the kings of the earth with their armies gathered to make war against the rider on the horse and against his army.

But behold, we will watch them fall

Revelation 19:20-21 And the beast was captured, and with it the false prophet who had performed in its presence the signs by which he deceived those who had received the mark of the beast and those who worshiped its image. These two were thrown alive into the lake of fire that burns with sulfur. 21 And the rest were killed by the sword of the rider on the horse, the sword that came from his mouth; and all the birds were gorged with their flesh.

And we lay down on the sand of the sea

Revelation 12:18 Then the dragon took his stand on the sand of the seashore.

And before us animosity will stand and decree

Revelation 13:5-6 The beast was given a mouth uttering haughty and blasphemous words, and it was allowed to exercise authority for forty-two months. 6 It opened its mouth to utter blasphemies against God, blaspheming his name and his dwelling, that is, those who dwell in heaven.

That we speak not of love, only blasphemy

And in the distance, 6 others will curse me

Revelation 17:9-10 the seven heads are seven mountains on which the woman is seated; also, they are seven kings, 10 of whom five have fallen, one is living, and the other has not yet come; and when he comes, he must remain only a little while.

But that's alright (that's alright), 4 I will watch them fall

Revelation 18:2 "Fallen, fallen is Babylon the great!”

(1 2 3 4 5 6 7)

CHORUS

(Never grow old)

And we will see a plague and a river of blood

Revelation 15:1 Then I saw another portent in heaven, great and amazing: seven angels with seven plagues, which are the last, for with them the wrath of God is ended.

Revelation 14:20 And the wine press was trodden outside the city, and blood flowed from the wine press, as high as a horse's bridle, for a distance of about two hundred miles.

And every evil soul will surely die in spite of

Revelation 20:9 They marched up over the breadth of the earth and surrounded the camp of the saints and the beloved city. And fire came down from heaven and consumed them.

Their 7 tears, but do not fear

4 in the distance, 12 souls from now

Revelation 22:2 On either side of the river is the tree of life with its twelve kinds of fruit, producing its fruit each month; and the leaves of the tree are for the healing of the nations.

U and me will still be here - we will still be here

There will be a new city with the streets of gold

Revelation 21:2 And I saw the holy city, the new Jerusalem, coming down out of heaven from God,

Revelation 21:21 and the street of the city is pure gold,

The young so educated they never grow old

Revelation 21:4 Death will be no more; mourning and crying and pain will be no more, for the first things have passed away.

And ah… there will be no death 4 with every breath

The voice of many colors sings a song that's so bold

Revelation 14:2-3 And I heard a voice from heaven like the sound of many waters and like the sound of loud thunder; the voice I heard was like the sound of harpists playing on their harps, 3 and they sing a new song before the throne and before the four living creatures and before the elders. No one could learn that song except the one hundred forty-four thousand who have been redeemed from the earth.

Sing it while we watch them fall (Fall)

CHORUS

(Never grow old) {x3}


Friday, 23 January 2009

The 'Holy' Bible

Thanks to ASBO Jesus for this one!

Thursday, 22 January 2009

Colloquium Quotable Quotes

Well, the colloquium on Baptist hermenutics is over... Helen and I are very tired!
Lots and lots of good stuff, and one or two laughs...
Some anonymised (to protect the innocent) quotes:
  • “There is nothing like having the Bible at one’s disposal to foster the idea that the Bible is at one’s disposal.”
  • “Like a good wine I don’t travel very well – It stirs up the sediment and makes me bitter.”
  • “I could more easily accept the Pope as the vicar of Christ on earth, than the Queen of England as the head of the Church in England.”
  • “In Wheeler Robinson’s last days in his nursing home, he refused to speak anything but Hebrew, in the belief that he was already in Heaven.”
  • “Brevard Childs wrote his Old Testament Theology because he got so bored in lectures with the historical critical method that he thought, ‘Blow it! Let’s just look at the text!’”
  • “The greatest contribution of biblical criticism has been to demonstrate beyond reasonable doubt that these texts are composite in nature, that is they are vibrant, alive, and living…”
  • “I’ve always said it must be very unpleasant to be a textual gloss: Conservative scholars deny you exist, while liberal scholars dismiss you with a curl of the lip as a ‘mere gloss’”

Sunday, 18 January 2009

Advice for theological students

Ben Myers, over at the Faith and Theology blog, has published some Advice for theological students: ten steps to a brilliant career.

They're all worth reading, but I would like to particularly emphasise #9:

9. The goal of theological education is a good career: preferably an academic career, although in some cases you might have to settle for pastoral ministry (or worse, just a regular job). It’s never too early to get your career on track: every essay, every conversation with a professor, every question you ask in class – these are the opportunities to show the professor how deeply you share their opinions, and how superior your own insights are to those of your classmates. In all circumstances you should revere, admire and emulate your professors. Even if they are neither wise nor virtuous, your goal is to become their perfect reflection, mirroring back to them their own opinions, preferences and prejudices. To show that you are the professor’s true protégé: this is the beginning of wisdom, and the bedrock of any good career.

Waiting for the end of the world...

From "The Secret Policeman's Ball" 1979 benefit for Amnesty International.



Thanks to Louise...