Saturday, 12 December 2009


I popped into Crane's music store in Cardiff yesterday to buy a new guitar stand. They had this very clever folding unit reduced from £14.99 to a fiver, so I bought it.

When I got it out of the packet, I started unfolding, and trying to work out which bit went where.

After a few seconds of fumbling around, Liz said to me, 'Why don't you just read the instructions?!?'.

So I did.

It was very enlightening...

Here they are (and I quote exactly!):

  • One: The prototype of the foldaway guitar rack
  • Two: Step One Take the top of the circle head and from the top downward to the fix side
  • Three: Step two Take the middle A type horizontal pole and from the left and right sides to the fix side
  • Four: Step three Put the guitar at the rack and from ascend toward front to the fix side
  • Five: Step four Take the empress feet rack and from the front hereafter revolve to the fix side
  • Six: Step five Take the forepaw rack and from empress to front to the fix side
  • Fold then take the above steps and anti face operation.Please take the steps of the operation,in order to prevent damage the products.


Craig Gardiner said...

Sounds more like 'wtf'to me

Baptist Bookworm said...

Yes, Criag, Yuor rghit...