Tuesday, 2 June 2009

Procrastination is the key to success


It has often been observed about me that I am 'the king of procrastination', and it is true I could procrastinate for England.

If something can be put off for another day, then it probably should be!

When I was a teenager, a good friend once asked me why I continually played 'chicken with my work' and she was very definitly on to something in identifying one of my key personality traits.

Now, I could refer you at this point to my personality type: in MBTI terms I'm a 'P' which, although it doesn't stand for 'Procrastinator', certainly could do.

According to the myersbriggs.org...
  • I work in bursts of energy.
  • I am stimulated by an approaching deadline.
  • Sometimes I stay open to new information so long I miss making decisions when they are needed.
Yep - that's me!

Indeed, it's freqently been said of me that my work is outstanding... sometimes by several months!

If I have work to do, I will find a hundred creative ways of avoiding it. I'll watch TV I would otherwise hate. I'll go for walks. I'll stare out the window. I'll empty the diswasher. I'll hoover the house. I'll blog. Anything to avoid doing what I have to do.

Now, you might think that this is a recipe for a professional disaster... But I've learned to use it to my advantage!

The secret to using procrastination as a key to success is to have more than one thing on the go at once.

Here's an example: I've been putting off writing a paper. I just haven't been able to get round to it. Then, yesterday, a massive admin job landed on me. Now, to avoid the admin, I'm writing the paper. Go figure.

I suppose, when I need a break from the paper, I can put it off by doing the admin.

You see, it's quite simple.

Procrastination really is the key to success.

4 comments:

Robyn said...

Brilliant, Simon!
But what if you only have one project???

Catriona said...

Ah, so I can blame my ISTJ personality for being stressed at heaving to ask for a deadline extension due to circumstances outside my control!

Not that blogging constitutes a distraction technique of anything...

Craig Gardiner said...

It's good to know i have a successful ministry ... or at least I will when I get round to it.

entj

ashley said...

If I didn't procrastinate I wouldn't read your blog, or anyone else's, and then what would I do for a theological education?!

On a slightly (but only slightly) more serious note. Minister's need to procrastinate. Otherwise they'd just be too busy to see what's really beautiful.